Welcome
Lemon Order
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By chance or by choice? That is not for you to know. What matters is that you are here, and now there is no turning back.
You have now entered the clandestine world of the Lemon Order, a secret society dedicated to reclaiming the true, unfiltered power of the lemon.
Few are ever called, and fewer still accept. Yet, here you are—inducted into the most secretive of citrus syndicates.
You have gained access to our inner workings and must hereby swear to stand among the enlightened, safeguarding the power of the lemon and thwarting the forces that may threaten its sanctity.
Always
been usThe Lemon Order has existed in the periphery of history. We have been here all along, but for centuries the lemon's influence has gone unnoticed by the untrained eye.
Now you shall know the truth: Its reach is vast, its presence deliberate. The uninitiated believe they order freely, but every sip, every bite, every zest-laden dish has been touched by the unseen hand of the L.M.N.O.
Go Forth
and savorThis dossier grants you access to a protected network of establishments devoted to the Order. These restaurants have proven their loyalty, serving as strongholds of the lemon's legacy, safe harbors for the enlightened, and guardians of the truth.
YOUR MISSION, SHOULD YOU CHOOSE TO ACCEPT IT, IS SIMPLE:
Visit these establishments.
Do not order idly, let the lemon guide your choices.
Remain vigilant; the signs are there, waiting to be seen.
And above all, squeeze wisely.
Visit each one to prove your loyalty to the L.M.N.O. But take heed—not all are ready for what you now know. The world is not yet prepared to acknowledge the truth. Proceed with caution.
FAQ
frequently asked lemons
THE ZEST IS YET TO COME
Enlightened
The Order keeps records. Review the latest findings from the seekers who came before you. #sublemonal